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Quotes for the Day

“The best way to judge a man's character is to see how well he treats the people who can do nothing for him."-Unknown 

"Listen; strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government."-Monty Python

“12 items or less is not a suggestion!”-Mr. T

“A synonym is a word you sue when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.”-Burt Bacharach

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."-Billy Wilder

“You tried and you failed. So the lesson is, never try.”-Homer Simpson

“The man who doesn’t read good books has no advantage over the man who can’t read them.”-Mark Twain

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening; but this wasn't it."-Groucho Marx

“A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.”-Sir Winston Churchill

“My only regret is that I have but one life to lose for my country.”- Nathan Hale, Coventry, CT Schoolteacher (1776)

"Better make it 4, I don't think I could eat 8."-New York Yankee catcher Yogi Berra, when asked if he wanted his pizza cut into four slices or eight.

”What's another word for thesaurus?" -Steven Wright

”Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad name.”- Henry Kissinger

“When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.”-George Bernard Shaw

"We all have the strength to endure the misfortunes of others."-La Rochefoucauld

“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.”-Napoleon Bonaparte

”Never judge a book by its movie.”- J.W. Eagan

"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?"-Unknown

“One Hundred Thousand Lemmings can’t be wrong.”-Graffito

"A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to."-Granville Hicks

"C’mon; that was just a little piece of plastic; this is a Ferrari.”-Cameron Frye (from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)

“Some people stay longer in an hour than others do in a month.”-William Dean Howells

“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character."- Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

“Most of our future lies ahead.”-Denny Crum “It’s only an island if you look at it from the water.” -Martin Brody (from Jaws)
“100% of the shots you don’t take don’t go in.”-Wayne Gretzky

"You've been 2 four years of college, and four years of medical school. Therefore, I can safely presume you are at least eight."-Dr. Bob Kelso (from Scrubs)

“I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death”-Patrick Henry to the Virginia House of Burgesses  (1775)

“I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country”-  Connecticut schoolteacher & Colonial spy Nathan Hale (1776)

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."-Abraham Lincoln

 "Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his."-Franklin Jones

"Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it."-Confucius “If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."-Albert Einstein

 “Either this guy stuck a light bulb up his ass or his colon has a good idea.”-Dr. Perry Cox (from Scrubs)

“Most fires are caused by some igniting force coming into contact with   combustible material.”-Official definition from the Department of Fire Precautions

“For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.”-Unknown

"An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.”-Unknown

“Going to church doesn't make you a Christian; any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.”-Unknown

 “Oh my God; it’s all over.”-British Lord Frederick North

“Knowledge is good.”-Emil Faber 

"I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack."-Demetri Martin

“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?”-Benny Hill 

 “Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source.”-Ron Nesen 

“The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.”-Brian Pickrell 

 “This is a Revolution damnit! We’re going to have to offend SOME-body!”-John Adams (from 1776)

“The last time Boston got this cocky King George sent troops over.”- Dennis Miller

“In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash.”-Title of the Jean Shepard book the movie ‘A Christmas Story’ is based on

“I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor, and believe me; rich is better.”-Unknown

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”-Douglas Adams 

“I can resist everything except temptation.”-Oscar Wilde 

“Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy.”-Richard Nixon 

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.”-Voltaire

"Nothing recedes like success.”-Walter Winchell

"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.”-Ronald Reagan

“Greetings, Professor Falcon. A strange game. The only winning move, is not to play.”-JOSHUA (from Wargames)

“You don’t have to lie to me. We’re not married.”-Dr. Greg House (from House)

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Chris Gay Author, Writer and voice-over artist
Writer, Author, Broadcaster,  Voice-Over Artist